Not My Division.

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

(via pizza)

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

Last post until Friday!

arcticmunkeez:

*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods

(via sherlockholmes)

If my queue reblogs a gifset of Bo Burnham with the tag “jimmy ily” it’s because tumblr mobile sucks and loaded two different gifsets in one post.

and it’s been confirmed Daniel Radcliffe ran around SDCC dressed in Spider Man cosplay.

capleesi:

image

(via malfuys)

youvebeenlowkeyd:

tinysteve:

dr erskine said he chose steve for the serum because of his kindness and courage to cover for the fact he read steve’s enlistment form and realized this fucker’s birthday is the fourth of july 

(via geothebio)

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

Just fyi- I leave for camp tomorrow and I won’t have my phone until August 15th. I’m going to try and set up a queue tonight but don’t be surprised if I forget.

onthesideoftheotters:

bodysexgender:

vexednature:

tuxedoandex:

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”

oh my god did you even bother reading the post 

"not ALL dogs"

m’owner

(via donpardosaymyname)

masooonderulo:

things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with

things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus

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