reblog if your url represents who you really are
I am really Putin’s girlfriend
then we have a problem
I can explain it
Last post until Friday!
*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods
If my queue reblogs a gifset of Bo Burnham with the tag “jimmy ily” it’s because tumblr mobile sucks and loaded two different gifsets in one post.
and it’s been confirmed Daniel Radcliffe ran around SDCC dressed in Spider Man cosplay.
dr erskine said he chose steve for the serum because of his kindness and courage to cover for the fact he read steve’s enlistment form and realized this fucker’s birthday is the fourth of july
Just fyi- I leave for camp tomorrow and I won’t have my phone until August 15th. I’m going to try and set up a queue tonight but don’t be surprised if I forget.
What girls look for in guys
- brown eyes
- messy hair
- cute nose
- 4 paws
- golden retriever
but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”
oh my god did you even bother reading the post
"not ALL dogs"
things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with
things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus